Wouldn’t Skin Be Nice (Wouldn’t It Be Nice)

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a foreskin.
Then there’d be less friction on my schlong.
And after we had shared romance together
My glans would be in skin where it belongs.
There must be something that could make it better.
If I had more skin I know you’d stay wetter.

And if I had a frenulum I’d always
Savor each caress you gave to me.
There would be no reason to be so rough
Every time we shared intimacy.
Natural intercourse – at last we’d know it –
If there was just some way I could re-grow it.
Wouldn’t skin be nice.

Maybe if I tape and tug and stretch and pull
It might re-grow.
Then I’d feel the rolling/gliding action that
Cut guys don’t know.
I’ll grow it back and
My skin will slacken.
Wouldn’t skin be nice.

The only way to help more guys without it
Is to make our culture talk about it.
Let’s all talk about it.
Wouldn’t skin be nice.