Foreskin for Life (Good Riddance)

The day that you were born a man in a white coat,
Wanted to cut your dink, but I told him where to go.
You kept the heart of your sex part. Now you know why.
Never a question I would shield you from that crime.

It’s natural, it’s incredible,
And nothing feels so right.
I know you’ll love your foreskin for life.

The mental photographs, past lovers in my mind –
I see them trying to rub a part they couldn’t find.
Instinctive memories from when foreskin was in style –
It wasn’t their fault that my body was defiled.

It’s natural, it’s incredible,
And nothing feels so right.
I know you’ll love your foreskin for life.

And it’s somewhat restorable – defeat that doctor’s knife.
I’ll tug to make the best of my one life.

It’s natural, it’s incredible,
And nothing feels so right.
I know you’ll love your foreskin for life.